Because I'm bored...

...I'm posting this now to notify you all that I have nothing to post about today. I'm very sorry about this.

Still, according to the contract I signed with the crazy grapefruit living under my bed (he's clinically insane, but the doctors say he should be fine as long as he keeps eating cauliflower and taking his diuretic), I'm obligated to post something.

So there you go.

Paranormal Activity Review

So I watched the movie Paranormal Activity yesterday. It wasn't all that scary. I mean, I definitely wasn't physically changed by watching it or anything (I remember hearing that some people were, I don't know, traumatized after seeing it in theaters). I even watched it by myself and with headphones on, so I think I got a decent experience.

I thought it was entertaining, though. I wouldn't go around taunting any demons. Quick tip: if, during the middle of the night, you hear a loud roar and then your entire house shakes at its foundations...you're probably being stalked by a demon. Fun stuff.

So, all in all, I give Paranormal Activity four out of five Torgos.

Kid tested, Torgo approved.

Something horrible has happened

I had pancakes for breakfast.

Normally, this is the sort of thing I'd post on my Twitter account, but I felt this particular bit of information warranted something more.

Google House Search?

I really wish there was a Google search function for the contents of your house.

I mean, sure, it'd be a massive security risk, and yeah, the only way it would ever work is if every item you owned had an RFID device attached to it...but when you're searching for four lost Magic: The Gathering Revised 3rd Edition rares that you know you probably still have (and didn't accidentally trade fifteen years ago...I swear)...well, it'd help out.

A lot.

In the future, there will be robots...

...and more blog posts. I'm currently in the process of migrating back to this blogspot blog from my stand-alone wordpress thingy. Why?

Because that's just the way things go.

Trust me.